Textures of English
A
Little Bit of What You Fancy
Desmond Morris
Introduction:
Desmond
Morris is most famous for his work as a zoologist and ethnologist (study about
human behavior), was born on 24 January 1928.
He has written a number of books and produced a number of television
shows. He first came into attention in
1960’s as a presenter of ITV television’s Zoo Time. His studies mainly focus on animal and human
behavior, explained from a zoological point of view. His famous works include The Naked Ape, The Human Zoo, Manwatching and Babywatching. In this
essay he talks about his own mother and the people who lived during the 18th
century who were least bothered about the health foods and diet regimes.
Morris’
mother in tune with 18th century:
Desmond
Morris talks about his own mother who was born during the reign of Queen
Victoria, and she enjoyed the robust food pleasures (less importance to healthy
foods, table manners), she ate with lots of gusto piling her plate with greasy,
fatty, fried up grill foods without any anxiety about their possible bad
effects. It is advisable to chew each
mouthful of food thirty-two times before swallowing. Watching his mother in action, Morris wanted
to match her appetite and he also remarked that if she ignores the words of
health gurus and diet experts, she would die young.
Simple
truth behind her mother:
She lived
the whole of twentieth century (99 years of age) without even giving a moment’s
thought to know what was correct to eat.
If it tasted good it was all right for her. Her lack of anxiety (worry) about the diet
kept her fit. For a good digestion you
need to be perfectly relaxed in what we are eating. Only then, the parasympathetic nervous system
will help us in good digestion. We
should never worry about our diet system when we start to eat. On the other hand if we eat in fear and
tension body refuses to co-operate and would suffer from cancer which induces
effects from the nervous system.
Modern
Pontificators:
Now a day
the modern pontificators (one who gives their opinion) feels that, it is their
duty to tell the rest of us about what we should and should not eat, as though
thinking that they have discovered the secrets of the eternal life. Author feels that there are two flaws in
their arguments. First, they keep on
changing their views. Secondly, they
over the fact that the human species evolved as an omnivore and hence require a
bigger variety of food stuffs for the body to pick out what it needs and
discards the rest. Only food, that keeps
us different from our animal rivals.
Problems
faced by human beings:
So many
people suffer from obesity, indigestion and various diet deficiencies. The answer lies in their lifestyle. They don’t realize that man needs a variety
of foods for good health. In the urban,
the living scenario is too indifferent since they suffer from various anxiety
problems and work tensions finally ending up in wrong digestion of food stuffs
they eat. Food should be savoured (tasted), relished, enjoyed and digested at
leisure.
Food
taboos and totems:
According
to author, there are two reasons for the existence of so many food taboos
(ban), namely totems (special respect to religious emblem) and poisons. People from ancient times chose a particular
animal as a mascot a god-figure and tried to protect it. For example: cows are considered to be sacred
for the Hindus. This protection included
not eating it. Another reason was the deep-seated
humar fear of being poisoned. This
irrational fear makes people avoid certain foods and causes anxiety when we eat
anything for enjoyment.
Our
ancestors had countered with a natural caution and it is this caution that can
be exploited all too easily and some animals were treated as god they avoid
eating them.
Conclusion:
Author
feels that we should never consider the words of food experts or diet gurus. He
also thought that he would die ten year ago and in mean time he would like to
try out the food stuffs prepared by various cooks. Later he managed to live for
another ten years since he maintained to disrespect the words of diet fascists
who spoil our bookstalls, radio stations and news agents. So, we should enjoy all kinds of foods and
need not worry about the advice of diet experts.
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Headache
Introduction:
R.K.
Narayan (1906-2001) is one of the most famous and distinguished Indian writer
in English. He had a fine insight into
various aspects on the lives of the poor and the middle class people,
particularly in South India. He makes
the dull and common place events more interesting and this essay is one such
essay. In a writing
career that spanned over sixty years, Narayan received many awards and honours.
His writings are full of
humour. In this essay he explains the
advantages of headache.
A
blessing for Mankind:
R.K.
Narayan explains how headache conferred on mankind as a blessing by a benign
providence and also talks about the usefulness of headache to avoid difficult
situations. He later narrates an
incident in his school life about the letter writing exercise, where his
teacher used headache as a cause in the specimen letter. He always wondered what made his teacher to
select for headache as a cause even in a specimen letter. Later he talks about
the drill class during his school days and how students usually mentioned
‘headache’ as an excuse for avoiding the drill class after the school
hours. One day the instructor asked all
the students suffering from headache to hold their arms. For many students it
raised large hope. The instructor also
added that he was going to give them some special exercise to cure their
splitting headache. Not even a boy
raised his arms. Thus the instructor put an end to that problem.
Touch
of Importance:
Headache
gives the sufferer a touch of importance because it can be mentioned in any
social gathering and is well taken. No
other pain can be so openly mentioned with freedom from punishment. Other aches sound crude and bad which cannot
be mentioned in publish and thus headache helps us to avoid many embarrassing
situation.
What
is indisposition?
Indisposition
is a superior expression; it can be used only by eminent people. R. K. Narayan was really concerned about
finding the real meaning of the word indisposition since it is very vague and
confusing. He feels that he was not able
to understand the meaning of the word indisposition except that it sounds very
well in press notes or health bulletins or in messages from eminent men to
gatherings to which they have been invited.
It cannot be written directly and it will sound better in the third person. A gentlemen is an eminent one, has a
secretary or a deputy who can speak for him.
For example a gentleman regrets his inability to attend the meeting
today owing to indisposition (sickness or unwillingness). People will understand and accept the statement
and will not question the concerned person.
R.K.
Narayan wants to know the perfect meaning of indisposition. Is the concerned person down with flu or
malaria or cold or rheumatism (pain in joints and muscles)? He feels that the word indisposition could be
used only at a particular level, not by all and if a school boy says “As I am
indisposed, I want to be let off”, he will have his ears twisted for his
intelligence beyond his age.
Headache
as an excuse:
If we
openly say that we want to avoid the situation or an important meeting, people
will get angry. No one has really got
courage to tell that he/she is not willing to attend a meeting or a social
gathering. The world is not yet ripe for such outspokenness and frankness. So we safely use headache as an excuse.
At home,
headache is used as an excuse to avoid many uncomfortable situations. The mother-in-law, who is angry with the
daughter-in-law, uses it to avoid food.
The son, who does not want to take his wife out, gives headache as an
excuse. The boy, who has skipped his
homework, claims headache in order to avoid his tutor and to send him back
away. The cultured existence is not to
interfere too deeply, but to accept the face value as expressed by the speaker.
Conclusion:
Headache
has become a confirmed habit. Lots of medicines have been produced to cure
headache, which people always carry with them and feels uneasy without
them. Opticians give glasses to cure and
relieve headache. All these things prove
that mankind easily begins to believe in myths.
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My
Early Days
A.P.J
Abdul Kalam
Introduction:
Dr. Avul
Pakir Jainlabdeen Abdul Kalam wa born in the small pilgrim town of Rameswaram
in Tamild Nadu, as a son of a boatman.
Kalam was hard working and ambitious.
He aspired to be a pilot, but went on to design rockets under the
inspiration of Dr. Vikram Sarabhai. He
became the Director of the Defence Research and was the force behind the
development of ‘Agni’ and ‘Trishul’ rockets under the missile programme. He also got Bharat Ratna award and published
an autobiographical work called Wings of
Fire, which is an inspiring story of how India can achieve.
His
Childhood:
He was
born in Rameswaram and his father Jainulabdeen was a middle class Muslim. His father had neither much of formal
education nor much wealth but though he had generosity of spirit and
wisdom. His mother Ashiamma, who is
quite generous in providing food for outsiders and and Kalam recollects his
vision how he sat with the outsiders and ate every day. His parents were widely
regarded as an ideal couple. He was one
among many children in his family with distinguished looks born to tall and
handsome parents.
Location
of his house:
He lived
in his ancestral house which was build in the middle of 19th century
and it was a fairly large pucca house built up of limestone and brick on the
Mosque Street in Rameswaram. His parents
took care of his needs. He ate with his
mother on the floor of kitchen, on which she ladle rice with aromatic sambhar
and with a variety of sharp pickle and small amount of coconut chutney.
Jainulabdeen,
a pious Muslim:
He
describes about an old mosque in his locality where his father use to take him
every evening. He never has any idea of
the Arabic prayers chanted (sung) but he was convinced that they reached
God. When his father came out of the
mosque after the prayers, people of different religions would be sitting
outside waiting for him. He used to dip
his finger inside the bowl of water and say prayers to cure diseases and other
disables. Many came home to thank his
father after they get cured. He always
smiled and asked them to thank Allah.
His
father’s close friend named Pakshi Lakshmana Sastry would always discuss about
spiritual matters with him. Kalam, asked
his father about the relevance of prayers and he replied that there is nothing
so mysterious about prayers. It is a
communion of the spirit and people. He
is capable of explaining difficult religious concepts in a simple manner.
Kalam’s
inspiration:
Abdul
Kalam tried to follow his father as an example in his life. When he was six years old when his father was
working on a project to build a wooden sailboat he sat beside him and admired
his work. Ahmed Jallaluddin who married
Kalam’s sister Zohara, helped his father.
Later he narrates about a disastrous wind which collapsed a train full
of passengers in Pamban Bridge. Ahmed
turned to be his friend though there is a difference in their age. They walked along the sea shore discussing on
spiritual matters. Their first halt
would be near Lord Shiva temple, and they talked about God and relationship
with him.
Though
Ahmed’s education was limited, he was the only person in the island who can
speak and write English. He always
speaks about scientific discoveries, contemporary literature and achievements
of medical sciences and widened his knowledge.
He encouraged Kalam to read and borrow books from the library of S.T.R
Manickam, a former militant nationalist.
His
Second Inspiration:
Samsuddin, cousin of Kalam was the next
person to inspire him greatly. He was
the sole distributor for newspapers in Rameswaram. The newspapers would arrive from Pamban. These newspapers were mainly bought by the
reading demands of 1000 strong literate people who lived in Rameswaram and few
readers would discuss Hilter, Mahatma Gandhi and Jinnah. Kalam collected the
bundles of newspapers thrown from train and he earned his first wage. Second World War was broke out in 1939 when
he was eight years old. He used to
collect tamarind seeds and sell it to a provision shop. Jallaludin would tell
him stories about war and he talks about the solitariness of his locality after
war.
Kalam’s
Close friends:
He had
three close friends in his childhood.
Ramanadha Sastry, Aravindan and Sivaprakasan. All these children were from orthodox Hindu
Brahmin families. Ramanadha Sastry was
the son of Pakshi Lakshaman Sastry, and later he took priesthood of Rameswaram
temple; Aravindan went into business of arranging transport for visiting
pilgrims; Sivaprakasan became a catering contractor for Southern Railways.
Science
Teacher:
One day
when he was in his fifth standard at Elementary School a new teacher came to
his class. He never could digest a Hindu
and a Muslim student sitting together.
He asked Kalam to sit in the last row and later he went home and told
his parents about the incident.
Lakshmana Sastry summoned the teacher and asked not to poison the minds
of children with social inequality.
Later his science teacher Siva Subramania Iyer an orthodox Brahmin who
tried to break the social barriers helped Kalam in studies and later he joined
in high-school for his higher education.
Kalam was invited to his home for a meal but his wife refused to serve
him. Later his teacher served him the dinner.
Higher
education:
After the
Second World War, India’s freedom was eminent.
He asked his father’s permission to leave Rameswaram and study at the
district headquarters in Ramanathapuram.
Later his father took him along with his three brothers to the mosque
and recited prayers from the Holy Quran, and wished ‘May God Bless You, my
child’. Samsuddin and Ahmed Jallaluddin
travelled with him till high-school.
Conclusion:
Due to
his homesickness, he found hard to fit with the new environment. He used to recollect the words of Jallaluddin
who always spoke about the power of positive thinking whenever he felt homesick
or dejected. He strived hard to control
his thoughts and his mind was filled up with the memory of his home town. He used positive thinking and overcame his
home-sickness.
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How
to Escape From Intellectual Rubbish
-Bertrand
Russell
Introduction:
Bertrand
Russell (1872-1970), British philosopher, logician, essayist and social critic
is best known for his work in analytic philosophy and mathematical logic. In the course of his long career, be made
significant contribution to a broad range of subjects including education,
history, political theory and religious studies. Russell was awarded the Noble Prize for
literature in 1950. His major works
include ‘The History of Western Philosophy, the Problems of Philosophy and The
Principles of Mathematics’.
Rules
to avoid foolish opinions:
According
to Russell many issues can be settled by personal observation. To avoid any foolish opinion which makes
mankind look inclined, no superhuman genius is required to rectify our
mistakes. Personal observation can keep
us from all silly error. Russell
supported his view by pointing out the mistake committed by the great
philosopher Aristotle. He could have
avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the
simple device of asking his wife to keep her mouth open while he counted. He did not do so because he thought that he
knew. Russell says that many writers who
knew less about unicorns and salamander spoke about them in their works but
none of the writers had ever seen them.
Contrary
opinions:
If an
opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, it shows that your views are not
based on strong evidence. If someone
says that two and two are five or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity
on them rather getting angry, unless you know little of mathematics or
geography, otherwise his opinion will make you feel contrary and makes you
angry. The most heated arguments rise up
in theology, since there is no evidence either way. Whenever we find ourselves getting angry
about a difference of opinion, we should always re-examine our views.
Insular
prejudice:
According
to Bertrand Russell, a good way of overcoming dogmatism (one is right and other
is wrong) is to become aware of different opinions by travelling to different
countries. He travelled through many
countries and observed their cultures and traditions which made him to diminish
his intensity of insular prejudice (dislike of particular group). In some cases, the effect may not be
beneficial. When the Manchus invaded the
Chinese, it was custom of Chinese for the women to have small feet and among
Manchus for the men to wear pigtails.
Instead of dropping their customs, the two countries adopted each
other’s custom. Chinese continued to
wear pigtails until the revolution of 1911.
Imaginary
arguments:
The
author feels that, we can have imaginary arguments with a person with difficult
views about the technology like Gandhiji.
Mahatma Gandhi disapproved railways and steamboats and machinery. He wanted to undo the Industrial Revolution,
but for the Westerners most people take the advantage of modern
technology. Such imaginary arguments
helped Russell to overcome his dogmatism.
Self-esteem:
He warns
us against the views that flatter our self-respect. It is a general human opinion which makes
them think that their own sex or country is superior to others. Men think that all the poets, inventors and
scientists are male, but women feel most of them are criminals. We hide the demerits of our country in order
to show off the merits possessed by our nations. There may be beings superior to us in other
parts of the universe which may think us very inferior by the same way how we
feel superior to jelly fish.
Steps
to avoid fear:
Fear
according to Russell is the root cause of all errors. Fears sometimes operates
directly by inventing rumours of disaster in wartime or by imagining objects
such as ghosts, sometimes it operates indirectly by creating belief in
something such as heaven for ourselves and hell for our enemies. Fear has many forms, fear of death, fear of
the dark, fear of the unknown, fear of herd.
There are two ways of avoiding fear.
One is by convincing ourselves that we are safe from disaster. The other
is by the practice of pure courage which is difficult for many people. So people prefer the former method and try to
secure safety with the help of talismans, spells, witchcraft and
incantations.
Conclusion:
During
the fifteenth, sixteenth and seventeenth centuries, witches and sorcerers
(witchcraft) were used to overcome fear.
Socrates on the day of his death expressed his belief that, in the next
world (heaven) he/she would be accompanied by Gods and heroes but Plato in his
work ‘Republic’ argued his views about next world. He argued that the information gave by
Socrates weren’t true, but to make soldiers more willing to die in battle. He feels that the traditional myth about
Hades (river of Death) represents the spirits of the dead as unhappy. Belief in future life proves to be more
effective way of overcoming fear.
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The Key to Courage
Introduction:
Ida Alexa
Ross Wylie, better known as I.A.R Wylie, was one of the most respected authors
of her generation. She lost her mother
very early, and was later raised by her father.
She had no formal education. She
was given large numbers of books to read and was taught to rely on her
instincts until she was in her teens.
Many of her storied and novels turned into movie, the most famous being Keeper of the Flame (1942). In this essay, the author feels that fear can
be useful to kindle our courage to do our best.
Significance
of Fear:
According
to I.A.R Wylie fear play a vital role in bringing out our hidden
capacities. She asked a question to
herself “When was I (author) happiest? She came upon with an unexpected answer;
she enjoyed herself the most when she had badly scared. Fear makes it possible to trust in one’s own
self to face difficulty or danger. As a
young child she was fearless and she had an unusual upbringing. She was isolated from children and she use to
travel all alone. When she first went to
school at the age of fourteen, she caught fear from the other children brought
up by orthodox methods might catch mumps and measles. She turned very nervous and shy. But, whenever she met with danger, her fear
aroused in her with unsuspected powers.
Her
personal Experience:
When she
first went to United States her publishers expected her to give a speech during
a public dinner, she was almost sick with fear.
Her tongue was tied up with shyness. Later she gave speech like a
practiced speaker. She realized that she
needed fear to spur (encourage) her talents.
Even the actors, singers and public performers agree that unless they
fear they are not likely to give a good performance.
Soldier’s
Fear:
Bravest
soldiers are not ‘fearless’. It is found
that soldiers are those who go to battle sweating with fear. Army doctors observed that it is not the
tough guy who endure the stress of war, but those who imagine fearful
consequences to themselves and to others for whom they are responsible. “Fear when rightly used is the father of
courage”.
In 1942,
she was invited by British government with several other writers to observe how
Britain stood during various difficult situations. She was afraid to travel by flight to Great
Britain during the war time. But, after
her journey she felt refreshing and vigorous.
Without fear there is no real courage.
It is the power to face any kind of challenge in life. Fear stimulates our energy and mind.
Noel’s
experience:
An
English writer, Noel Streatfield once told her that she was on her way to
Singapore by ship and the passengers became very unfriendly through her
journey. The captain met Noel on the
deck and asked her to give a hint to the passengers that the ship might suffer
from the teeth of a hurricane (cyclone/storm).
After hearing it the passengers developed high spirits and good temper
with her through her journey.
Fear
of losing Job:
The
author’s friend was nervous and shy. One
day when he was called to the office of his vice-president, his worry turned
into fear. Worry isn’t same as the
fear. A change came over him and he
faced his superiors in a light- headed mood.
The interview ended in a handshake and her friend was promoted
afterwards.
Conclusion:
Fear has
spurred him to do at his best. Fear when
rightly used can do miracles in life.
Fear can make humans to develop superhuman qualities. Thus ‘Fear is the Father of Courage’.
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“Lines Written in Early Spring”
The opening
stanza of William Wordsworth’s “Lines Written in Early Spring” sets the tone
for the underlying theme of the poem: Wordsworth’s narrator lying in a grove
where his thoughts are allowed to flow uninterrupted in what Wordsworth
describes as “In that sweet mood when pleasant thoughts / Bring sad thoughts to the mind.” (3-4). importantly,
these last two lines of the first stanza easily catch a reader off guard.
The quiet and descriptively beautiful setting seems to have brought
Wordsworth’s narrator to a state of uninhibited inward contemplation of the
external civilized world, and found this subject of thought emotionally
disturbing.
It is the second stanza of William
Wordsworth’s “Lines Written in Early Spring” that we are given the theme of the
poem when Wordsworth writes “And much it grieved my heart to think / what man
has made of man.” (7 and 8). Wordsworth, in his reflection of “What man
has made of man” (8), is describing how mankind, though civilized, has an inborn
spiritual connection to “Nature” and “nature’s fair works” (4).
The following three stanzas of William
Wordsworth’s “Lines Written in Early Spring” describe the natural scenery
around Wordsworth’s narrator as he sits in his emotionally sensitive mood, thinking
how life in the forest seems so beautiful and satisfying compared to life in
civilization. Wordsworth goes on to describe what he sees as “pleasure”
as “every flower / Enjoys the air it breathes” (11-12), and the birds that
hopped and played around him were written with every “least motion which they
made” (15) “seemed a thrill of pleasure” (16). Wordsworth goes so far as
to describe “pleasure” in the very “budding twigs” (17) that spread their
leaves to catch the “breezy air” (18). It is this lifestyle that
Wordsworth is jealous of and wishes that mankind could somehow return to the
nature. It is also this lifestyle that gives Wordsworth reason to pity mankind
for their empty pursuits and meaningless lifestyles.
The final stanza concludes William
Wordsworth’s “Lines Written in Early Spring” with the lines “If such be
Nature's holy plan, / Have I not reason to lament / What man has made of
man?” (22-24); not only repeating the eighth line of “What man has made of man”
(8) in the last, but also driving home Wordsworth’s main theme of “Lines
Written in Early Spring”. To Wordsworth, “Natures holy plan” (22) is for
mankind to live as an intricate (involving) part of nature, surrendering to
quiet cottages and subsistence farming, away from the bleak and pointless
miseries of city life. Man, in “Lines Written in Early Spring”, has
successfully perverted his nature and is so condemned to the incomplete and
aimless existence of civilization.
In many
ways, “Lines Written in Early Spring” would set the tone for Wordsworth’s
poetry; Wordsworth thereafter wrestling with the same theme of “Lines Written
in Early Spring” and lamenting civilization and “What man has made of man.”
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Ulysses
Ulysses declares that there is little point in his staying
home “by this still hearth” with his old wife, giving out rewards and
punishments for the people who live in his kingdom. Still speaking to himself
he declares that he “cannot rest from travel” but feels compelled to live to
the fullest and swallow every last drop of life. He has enjoyed all his
experiences as a sailor who travels the seas, and he considers himself a symbol
for everyone who wanders and roams the earth. His travels have exposed him to
many different types of people and ways of living. They have also exposed him
to the “delight of battle” while fighting the Trojan War with his men. Ulysses
declares that his travels and encounters have shaped who he is: “I am a part of
all that I have met,” he asserts. Ulysses declares that it is boring to stay in
one place, and that to remain stationary is to rust rather than to shine; to
stay in one place is to pretend that all there is to life is the simple act of
breathing. His spirit yearns constantly
for new experiences that will broaden his horizons; he wishes “to follow
knowledge like a sinking star” and forever grow in wisdom and in learning.
Ulysses now speaks to an
unidentified audience concerning his son Telemachus, who will act as his
successor while the great hero resumes his travels: he says, “This is my son,
mine own Telemachus, to whom I leave the scepter (authority) and the isle
(island).” He speaks highly but also supports his son’s capabilities as a
ruler, praising his careful management, dedication, and devotion to the gods.
Telemachus will do his work of governing the island while Ulysses will do his
work of traveling the seas: “He works his work, I mine.”
In the final stanza, Ulysses
addresses the mariners with whom he has worked, traveled, and weathered life’s
storms over many years. He declares that although he and they are old, they
still have the potential to do something noble and honorable before “the long
day wanes.” He encourages them to make use of their old age because “’tis not
too late to seek a newer world.” He declares that his goal is to sail onward
“beyond the sunset” until his death. Perhaps, he suggests, they may even reach
the “Happy Isles,” or the paradise of never ending summer described in Greek
mythology where great heroes like the warrior Achilles were believed to have
been taken after their deaths. Although Ulysses and his mariners are not as
strong as they were in youth, they are “strong in will” and are sustained by
their resolve to push onward relentlessly: “To strive, to seek, to find, and
not to yield.”
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This poem falls into two major thought groups:
- Keats expresses his
fear of dying young in the first thought, lines 1-12. He fears that he
will not fulfill himself as a writer (lines 1-8) and that he will lose his
beloved (lines 9-12).
- Keats resolves his fears by
asserting the unimportance of love and fame in the concluding two and a
half lines of this sonnet.
The first quatrain (four lines)
emphasizes both how fertile his imagination is and how much he has to express;
hence the imagery of the harvest, e.g., "gleaned,"
"garners," "full ripened grain." A harvest is, obviously,
fulfillment in time, the culmination (to reach a high position) which yields a
valued product, as reflected in the grain being "full ripened."
Abundance is also apparent in the adjectives "high-piled" and
"rich." Keats is both the field of grain (his imagination is like the
grain to be harvested) and he is the harvester (writer of poetry).
In the next quatrain (lines 5-8), he sees the world as full of material he
could transform into poetry (his is "the magic hand"); the material
is the beauty of nature ("night's starred face") and the larger
meanings he perceives beneath the appearance of nature or physical phenomena
("Huge cloudy symbols") .
In the third quatrain (lines 9-12), he turns to love. As the "fair
creature of an hour," his beloved is short-lived just as, by implication,
love is. The quatrain itself parallels the idea of little time, in being only
three and a half lines, the effect of this compression or shortening is of
a slight speeding-up of time. Is love as important as, less important than or
more important than poetry for Keats in this poem? Does the fact that he
devotes fewer lines to love than to poetry suggest anything about their
relative importance to him?
The poet's concern with time (not enough time to fulfill his poetic gift and
love). Keats attributes two qualities to love: (1) it has the ability to
transform the world for the lovers ("faery power"), but of course
fairies are not real, and their enchantments are an illusion and (2) love
involves us with emotion rather than thought ("I feel" and
"unreflecting love").
Reflecting upon his feelings, which the act of writing this sonnet has
involved, Keats achieves some distancing from his own feelings and ordinary
life; this distancing enables him to reach a resolution. He thinks about the
human solitariness ("I stand alone") and human insignificance (the
implicit contrast between his lone self and "the wide world"). The
shore is a point of contact, the threshold between two worlds or conditions,
land and sea; so Keats is crossing a threshold, from his desire for fame and
love to accepting their unimportance and ceasing to fear and sadness.
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The
Unknown Citizen
W. H. Auden’s poem entitled “The Unknown Citizen” is a portrayal of a
conflict between individualism and government control. “The Unknown Citizen” is
a government’s view of the perfect modern man in an unrealistic society. In
“The Unknown Citizen” the government has manipulated human intelligence to the
point that they have control over everyone’s lives and minds. The motive behind
the portrayal of an equal society is that it will eliminate hatred, envy and
war. While this proves true, the numerous side effects such as loss of
identity, lack of originality, and loss of personal feelings develop.
This citizen is portrayed as a normal and average human being who is
being honoured for being normal. Auden, however, uses the fact that the state
is honouring someone for being normal to criticise his society. The satiric
society depicted in “The Unknown Citizen” is the authors attempt to ridicule a
political system that tends to depersonalize its citizens and constantly
strives to create equality. The attempt to create an equal society to the
extreme makes many governments more like a dictatorship or communist system
rather than a democracy. The society portrayed in the poem takes the notion of perfection
and equality to the extreme.
Auden develops the theme by describing
the character's life through the research of different bureaus, researchers,
and psychology workers. Each one of these descriptions points the same idea
that the character is a normal and obedient citizen. The poem consists of
several different kinds of people and organizations weighing in on the
character of our dear "Citizen."
First, the not-so-friendly-sounding "Bureau of Statistics"
says that "no official complaint" was ever made against him. More
than that, the guy was a veritable saint, whose good deeds included serving in
the army and not getting fired. He belonged to a union and paid his dues, and
he liked to have a drink from time to time.
" He served in war, never got fired from his job, popular with his
mates, and "normal in every way."
This man was an
ordinary man who did what a normal man would do, and what an ordinary would
have. The "researchers in Public Opinion are content that he held the
proper opinions for he time the time of year; when there was peace, he was for
peace; when there was war, he went."
He went to war when he had to, just like the people who served in the
World Wars and in the Vietnam War. He left his home to do these things for his
country.
His
list of stirring accomplishments goes on: he bought a newspaper and had normal
reactions to advertisements. He went to the hospital once – we don’t know what
for – and bought a few expensive appliances. He owned a record player, had a
radio, and had a refrigerator. He would
go with the flow and held the same opinions as everyone else regarding peace
and war. He had five kids, and they added to it by telling that he did not
interfere in their education. In fact, the only thing the government doesn’t
know about the guy is whether he was "free" and "happy,"
two utterly insignificant, trivial little details. They themselves came to a
conclusion that he couldn’t have been unhappy, though, because otherwise the
government would have heard.
The unknown citizen is someone who pays the taxes,
satisfies the employers, read the newspaper daily, has the correct number of
children, fights for the peace and supports the war etc. In spite of all these
facts, the citizen remains "unknown" we do not see any strong traits
in this unknown citizen. He is merely like any other ordinary man we can find
around us. He works in the way the society runs. We could not see how special
he appears or anything that could distinguish him from others. The stress for individuals to conform in this
system makes one loses his or her individualism.
For Elkana
The comfortable and loving relationship in the family between husband
and wife, parents and child is poignantly (touchingly) brought out in a regular
conversation in a regular setting, in this poem. The author
and his family, tempted by the warm April evening, decide to drag their chairs
outside and plant them on the uneven stone steps. There, they sit sprawled in
their chairs, in silence till the wife breaks this silence by commenting on a
broken window pane. She suggests a thing or two to her husband, assuming that
he doesn't know what he is supposed to do. She might even be aware of the fact
that he knows, but it’s just the comfort of replaying a familiar conversation
they have had many times over the years, which prompts her to tell him these
things.
The husband doesn't want to contradict her and understands the futility
(talking) of arguing. He decides to maintain peace by humorously accepting that
she is always right! They both accept each other’s faults and put up with each
other because the bond they share is much deeper than what’s seen on the
surface. Even though she might nag him and he might ignore her at times and
though they disagree on many accounts, they both love each other immensely.
The son, who is playing about in the
garden, hears his mother's voice travelling up and down the lawn and for some
reason this reminds him that he needs his dinner. He goes up to his parents,
and demands his dinner with "masterly determination". At this point,
both the author and his wife, in unusual rapport, state one unspoken thought-
their son must be disciplined. The wife expects her husband to discipline the
boy but he looks away. Before her boy could repeat himself, she raises her
finger and tells him firmly that he will have to wait another 5 minutes. When
he doesn't listen, she tries pacifying him but to no avail. The young boy's
logic is that he won't be hungry in 5 minutes. This argument appeals to the
father and reminds him of himself. The father feels that such a logician
deserves his dinner straightaway. Even the mother is amused by her son and
laughs in delight! Both parents end up indulging their son. Her wonderful
laughter holds the family together and all 3 of them rise to go back into the house.
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Marriage
Is a Private Affair
- Chinua Achebe
Introduction:
Chinua
Achebe is one of the best writer’s of Africa.
He belongs to Nigeria. He is a
prominent contemporary African writer in English now living in USA. He has written several novels which include Things Fall Apart, Arrow of God and No
Longer at Ease, a collection of poems which won for him the Commonwealth
Poetry Prize in 1972. His writings
reflect the conditions of the African society, particularly the beliefs and
traditions of the Ibo tribe to which he belongs. In this story he talks about the life style
Ibo community who oppose love marriage.
He also attacks the outdated customs and beliefs of the Ibo tribe
community.
Ibo
tribe’s:
Nnaemeka,
who belonged to the Ibo community, falls in love with Nene who lived in
Lagos. On one fine afternoon, Nene sat
with Nnaemeka in her room at 16 Kasanga Street, Lagos asking him whether he
wrote a letter to his father regarding the love affair and his wish to marry
Nene. He replied that it is better to tell him after he reach home on
leave.
Nnaemeka’s father may not like his marriage to Nene. He feels that his Ibo tribe people where
slaves to customs and traditions. They
liked only arranged marriage. Nene
thinks in the cosmopolitan atmosphere of the city it is a joke that a person’s
tribe should decide marriage. She said
that she believed the Ibo tribe to be kind people. Nnaemeka said that marriage was a different
matter. He also says, if Nene’s father lived in the
heart of Ibibo land he would be exactly as his father.
Letter
from Nnaemeka’s father:
Later he
receives a letter from his father stating that she had found a suitable girl
named Ugoye Nwede, the eldest daughter of Jacob Nweke. She was uneducated but she had a proper
Christian upbringing. Her Sunday school
teacher said she reads bible very fluently, and planning to start discussion
about marriage in the month of December. Nnaemeka thought of showing the letter
to Nene, but later decided on second thought not to.
On the
second evening he returned from Lagos to home.
He sat with his father and began to speak about his love with Nene Atang
from Calabar. He said she is working as
a teacher. His father said that a
Christian should not teach and he asked his son for more details, and he left
the room angrily.
Against
Nnaemeka’s will:
The next
day his father called him and asked to cancel his engagement with Nene. But Nnaemeka was firm and tried to convince
his father saying that she is a good Christian who has all the good qualities
of Ugoye. Later the old man said he
would never see the girl and stopped speaking to his son. Nnaemeka thought that his anger would pass
away. That night, his father did not
eat. She feels that it was a duty of a
father to show what is right and wrong. He said to his father that he will
change his mind after seeing Nene
Role
of Villagers against their marriage:
The news
of Nnameka’s marriage proposal with Nene spread amongst villagers. An old man of the village said that he had
never heard of man marrying a girl speaking a different language and the other
man quoted the bible ‘Sons shall rise against their Fathers’, which said the
sons would disobey their parents.
Another said, the world was going to end. The discussions assumed a religious tone.
Madubogwu
suggested that a native doctor should be consulted. An herbalist could cure his sickness. The medicine Amalile could be tried on him.
It would help women to get back to their husbands. But Okeke refused to call in the native
doctor. Later he mentioned the case of
Mrs. Ochuba, to support his views that, the medicine prepared for husbands and
she gave it to a different person. But,
Nnameka and Nene got married against his father’s wish after few days.
Few
months later:
After six
months Nnameka received letters from his father who cut off his son’s wife from
the marriage photo and returned it back to his son stating that he have nothing
to do with Nene. She looks into the
letter and starts to cry. Later Nnameka
console his wife saying that his father an essentially good-natured man and he
will understand them one day. They both
lived in a little village in the heart of the Ibo country most happily but
Okeke displayed much temper whenever his son’s name was mentioned by the
villagers. Though he had a pain of
missing his son, he never showed out and controlled his feelings.
Letter
from Daughter-in-law:
One day
Okeke received a letter from Nene. He
could not control himself from reading the letter. Nene said that her two sons were eager to
meet their grandfather. She requested
her father-in-law to permit them. Her
husband would take the children during his leave and she would stay back in
Lagos.
Conclusion:
The old
man’s determination became weakened. He
tried to steal his heart and control his emotions. He leaned against a window
and looked out. The sky was overcast
with heavy black could and high wind began to blow. Okeke was trying hard not to think of his two
grandsons, but he knew he was fighting a losing battle. He imagined his grandsons standing outside,
shut from home. He later felt sorry for
his action and he could not sleep that night because of a deep regret for wrong
doing a fear that he might die without seeing his grandsons.
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The
Doll’s House
Katherine
Mansfield
Introduction:
Katherine
Mansfield (1888-1923), was born in New Zealand and educated in England. She was influenced by Russian writer Anton
Chekhov and like him; she depicted the inner life and feelings of the
characters with sympathy and understanding.
Her work introduced a new form of psychological realism into the modern
short story. Among her most well known
stories is "The Garden Party,"
"The Daughters of the Late Colonel," and "The Fly." In this story The
Doll’s House she talks about three elements; they are child psychology, class
distinction and making fun of the society.
Burnell’s family:
This story begins with the Burnell’s
family where Mrs. Hay stayed with them and went back to town and she sent the
children a doll’s house. It was a
beautiful doll’s house. The children are
Isabel (eldest), Lottie (middle), and Kezia (younger). They were happy to receive this gift from
Mrs. Hay which was carried into the courtyard by Pat who is the servant working
in Burnell’s family. The doll’s house
was advised to be kept in the courtyard because of the pain smell that came
from the doll’s house. So, Aunt Beryl’s
wants to keep from the children since the smell of the paint make anyone
seriously ill.
Description of the Doll’s house:
The doll’s house was painted with a dark,
oily, spinach-green, picked out with bright yellow. Its two solid little chimneys, glued on to
the roof, were painted red and white, and the door, gleaming with yellow
varnish, was little slab of toffee. Four
windows, real windows were divided into panes by a broad streak of green. It also contains a drawing room, a dining
room, the kitchen and two bedrooms. All
the rooms were papered and the pictures on the walls were painted with gold
frames, whereas the red carpet covered all the floors except the kitchen, the
beds are covered with real bedclothes, a cradle, a stove, a dresser with tiny
plates and big jug.
But what amazed Kezia was the lamp. It stood in the middle of the dining room
table, a little lamp with a white globe, and it was even filled all ready for
lightning, though, of course we couldn’t light it. It looked some kind of oil
inside the lamp when we shook it. The
Burnell children were so elated and in the next day they wanted to tell the
news to everyone about the Doll’s house.
Isabel was bossy and she said that only she has got the right to choose
the friends whom she would like to invite to look at the Doll’s house. Later she did not invite the Kelvey’s
girls. She also ordered that, only two
should be invited everyday to have a glimpse at the Doll’s house. Kezia was the kind hearted amongst the three,
whereas she was the one who wanted even the Kelveys girls to be invited.
Kelvey’s family:
Through the Kelvey’s family, the author
highlights the class distinction. The
Kelvey’s were left out because they were the daughters of a washer woman and a
jail bird. They were shunned by
everybody. Even teacher had a special
voice for them and special smile for the other children. They were the daughters of a hard-working
little washerwoman, who went about from house to house by the day to earn
money. The children are Lil (elder) and
Else (younger). Lil was stout plain
child and she came to school in a dress made out of table cloth, whereas Else
was dressed up in white rather like a night gown and a pair of little boy’s
boots. Both of them looked very strange. Else a very silent girl and only when
she wanted something she uses to give Lil a little tug to her skirt. They never
failed to understand each other.
Same school:
As there are no other school for miles the
rich Burnells had to send their children to the same school where the poor
Kelvey’s children studies. It was a
mixed school where the Judges little girls and the milkman’s children were
forced to study together. But the
children still looked upon children from the poor families like the Kelvey’s
and kept them at a distance.
Later that evening, Isabel chose Emmie
Cole and Legan Logan to see the Doll’s house first. The other girls would also have their
chance. Only the little Kelvey’s were
not invited because they belong to poor family.
Kezia, the kind-hearted:
The Burnell girl’s mother never allows her
daughter to mix along with the Kelveys.
As days passed more children saw the doll’s house and the fame of it
spread. All the other girls use to make
fun of the Kelveys girls since her mother was a washerwoman and her father was
a jail bird. But, Kezia was the only one
who took pity on the Kelvey’s and invited them to have a look at the Doll’s
house.
Kezia saw the Kelvey’s children near her
and she called them and showed the Doll’s house. Since the immates were occupied with the
visitors Kezia secretly took the Kelvey children to see the doll’s house. When they were looking at the doll’s house,
Aunt Beryl who saw it, scolded Kezia for allowing the Kelvey’s. She shooed the Kelvey’s out as if they were
chickens.
Conclusion:
Later Kelvey’s sat on the big red
drainpipe by the side of the road looking at the thick fences and Logan’s cows
Else came up close to her sister and said ‘I seen the Little Lamp”, and the
silence prevailed once more.
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Upper
Division Love
Manohar Malgonkar
Introduction:
Manohar
Malgonkar is a prolific and distinguished Indian novelist and short story
writer. He was born in the year
1913. Besides writing history and few
novels, Malgonkar has to his credits a number of short stories. His famous
works include Distant Drum, A Bend in the
Ganges, A Sky in Amber, and The Devil’s Wind. In the short story, author talks about the
lower division clerk who falls in love with the film star Sunderbala, which
later turns into agony and anger and tries to take revenge over her.
Meeting
with the film star:
This is the
story about the lower division clerk who hold the photos of the film star
Sunderbala, three in his room and on in his wallet and he had seen every movie
in which she acted. He had a great
admiration for the film star. The first
time he meet her in real life was in a stationery counter of Buchumjee’s Store
who was accompanied with two body guards.
She came and asked for gold-plated fountain-pens with encrusted
tops. Before the clerk could speak, the
shop assistant stepped forward to answer her.
But luck
was in his way, on the counter she left her glasses and the clerk took it as an
opportunity to speak with her. Later the
film star smiled at him and said thank you. After that incident he knew that he
had no business to fall in love with the film star Sunderbala.
Clerk’s
role in the movie:
Every
day, before going to office he waited near the Super Gajraj Film Company
entrance with lots of hope of catching a glimpse of Sunderbala. He saw her a dozen times, but she did not
come care to look at him. No more smiles
from her. One fine morning he stood near
the entrance of the studio feeling cheated because the film star had not
arrived for the shooting and suddenly an unshaved man waved his hands towards
the waiting group near the gate. The
clerk got an opportunity to play a role of a bandit. He was to move towards the heroine and to
give a tug to her necklace. It didn’t
snap and come off, so he pulled with his full strength and the actress shouted
in pain.
Next
take:
In the
next take Ramakanth, the hero of the movie jumped into the scene and he was to
give the clerk who acts a bandit a light tap on his chin. Then he would fall
down. But Ramakanth hit him very
hard. Then the narrator realized that
the hero of the movie had deliberately hit him.
Sunderbala was laughing, looking all these things.
The
Revenge:
What was
given life by a smile was burnt out by a laugh.
Through her laugh the narrator came to know that Sunderbala has started
to hate him totally. On the next day he
went and met his friend Santokh Singh who was s high-spirited young man with a
passion for motorcycles. He explained
his friend about the insult he undertook during the film shoot. They later plan
to cut off the silencer and to ride along the road side where they plan to take
shooting. The fatty was driven mad, with his face turning red and it took
nearly five re-takes and in the end the director decided to shoot the scene
right through in spite of the noise.
The
narrator did a make-over as a policemen for the next scene, and the work
assigned for him is to drive up in the police van and put the handcuffs on
Ramakanth, motion him into the back of the van, lock the door and drive off
with the cameras taking shots of his handsome face through the grill wire. The narrator went through the scene quiet as
a lamb and when at the end he just raced the engine of the van and turned for
the road and crew had no idea what was happening.
Charity
Show:
The
narrator drove the vehicle for an hour without any idea where he was
going. For two hours he laid down on the
grass and a thriller story and smoked cigarettes. He later bought a cardboard and a bottle of
red ink and he dipped his finger in the ink and wrote out the sign in bold
letter DANGEROUS LUNATIC KEEP AWAY. He
hung the board at the back of the van and drove through the busy streets until
reaching the Bolero theatre where they were having the charity show. Since Ramakanth failed to take Sunderbala to
the charity show the place beside the Minister was occupied by the actress
Shilamati who looked like a thousand dreams.
Conclusion:
The
narrator was enchanted by the new actress Shilamati and decided to pursue
her. The story reveals the common man’s
attraction for the film world, and film stars, the realities of the film world,
and the disappointment we get when we come closer to it.
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The Ransom of Red Chief
-
O. Henry
Introduction:
O. Henry
was the pen-name of the well-known and highly talented American short-story
writer, William Sydney Porter. He was a
cartoonist and a journalist as well. He
has written about six hundred short stories, which have been collected mainly
in four volumes: The Four Million, The
Voice of the City, Sixes and Sevens, and Waifs and Strays. This story is full of irony and humour. The kidnappers are tortured by a ten year old
kid from Summit named Johnny and at the end the boy is handed over to his
father along with cash.
Bill
and Sam:
Sam is
the narrator of the story ‘The Ransom of Red Chief’; he along with Bill (his
companion) had a joint capital of six hundred dollars. They needed just two thousand dollars more to
pull off a fraudulent town-lot scheme in Western Illinois. So, they decided to kidnap someone and demand
the needed (two thousand dollars) amount as ransom. They both selected the victim who had only child
a prominent citizen and a wealthy man named Ebenezer Dorset. Two miles from Summit there was a cave, where
they stored provisions.
One
evening, after sunset they drove in a cart and went near Dorset’s house. The boy put up a fight with Bill and Sam like
a huge bear, but finally they managed to overcome his stubborn resistance and
got him in the bottom of the cart and took him to the cave.
Johnny
as ‘Red Chief’:
The cave
was surrounded with thick cedar tree, later he wore feathers in his hair and
called himself as ‘Red Chief’ and he also nick-named Sam as the Snake-eye the
Spy. He called Bill, Old Hank, the
Trapper; the Red chief’s captive and was going to be killed at the day break. The little boy seemed to be having the time
for his life. Later they had dinner, the
little boy Johnny filled his mouth with bacon (pig’s meat), bread and gravy,
and began to talk.
Why are
oranges round? I don’t like girls, a parrot can talk, but a monkey or fish
can’t. The little boy started to threaten Bill and Sam. Later, they went to sleep. Johnny often got up and shouted. In the early morning he sat on Bill’s chest
and tried to cut off his hair and skin with knife. The whole night, both Sam
and Bill lost their sleep.
Ransom
Note from Bill and Sam:
Next
morning, Sam went to the top of the mountain to look at the village Summit,
from where kidnapped Johnny, but opposite to their expectations the village was
very quiet and the people of Summit was yet to discover the kidnap of the
kid. Meanwhile the kid started to
torture Bill in the cave. Sam rescued Bill after he returned to cave from the
top of the mountain. He suggested his
companion that they should send a letter to Dorset demanding for the ransom and
instructing him how to pay it.
Bill
pleaded with Sam to reduce the amount to fifteen hundred dollars as he
suspected that his father wouldn’t be willing to pay a bigger amount for a
troublesome boy. They wrote a letter
demanding fifteen hundred dollars as ransom for returning his son.
Johnny’s
torture continued:
Sam went
out to send a letter to Mr. Dorset demanding the amount. Now, the little kid asked Bill to play along
with him and asked him to get down on four legs. He rode on Bill’s back to the village
stockade, as a game. After posting the
letter, Sam returned back to the cave, but he found no one to be present in the
cave. He waited for Bill in the cave for
a long time and about half an hour he heard the bushes rustle. He saw Bill who looked tired and shabby. He said that the boy is gone and he sent him
home. Bill tried to get rid of the boy
but he followed him back to the cave.
Later
that night, Bill and Sam got a letter from Mr. Dorset stated that, instead of
agreeing the ransom he demanded money from Bill and Sam and to paid in cash(two
hundred and fifty dollars) to take his son off their hands. They should come
with the boy in the night time because the neighbors might object to his
returning home and might attack the kidnappers.
Conclusion:
Bill and
Sam wanted to get rid of the boy somehow and they decided to pay the amount
demanded by Mr. Dorset. They both paid
the amount (two hundred and fifty dollars) as demanded by the little boy’s
father and ran away from that town as much fast as they could, thinking that
the boy could catch up with them again.
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The
Man Who Knew Too Much
-Alexander Baron
Introduction:
Claud
Alexander Barron (1871-1948) British novelist was born in a working class
Jewish family. After school, he was
forced to forego a university scholarship to become a municipal clerk. He entered the Indian Civil Service in 1892
in Punjab. As an administrator, he had
varied experience as an officer in the Survey of India, as Chief Commissioner
of Delhi state and as Member of the Council of State 1921-24. His novel “From the City, From the Plough”,
the story of an English battalion in World War II was well received and widely
admired in England and America.
Private
Quelch:
The story
opens up with the description of the character named Private Quelch, who works
as the soldier of lowest rank in the army.
He was lean and tall, wearing horn-rimmed glasses and had a permanent
frown on his face. He was given the
nickname the ‘Professor’. At the first
chance, he began to lecture to anyone on anything much like a Professor. Hence he was aptly called the
‘Professor’. He looked like a professor
both in his appearance and conduct.
Perfect
Show off:
At first
he was respected for his knowledge in all fields. He worked hard and gathered knowledge from
various sources, but he grabbed every opportunity to show off his knowledge. The narrator points out Private Quelch’s
first incident of interruption during the class handled by the sergeant on
Musketry (use of rifle). When he started with his lecture on the mechanism of a
Service Rifle and the velocity or speed at which the bullet leaves the rifle is
over two thousand feet per second, a voice interrupted saying two thousand four
hundred and forty feet per second.
Sergeant without any enthusiasm went on lecturing.
When the
sergeant asked “You had any training before?” the professor answered “No
sergeant, it’s all a matter of intelligent reading.” Others in the army camp started to learn
about him and his ambition was to earn a Commission, which is the highest rank
in the army. He borrowed training
manuals and stayed up late at nights reading them
Colleagues
Behavior:
He often
pointed out other’s mistakes and corrected them in the public. Whenever one of colleagues shone the
“Professor” outshone them with his lectures.
This was not liked by all. The
colleagues tried to hit him back with clumsy sarcasms and practical jokes but
he was never affected by them. One day,
they heard the drone of a plan flying high overhead. None of them could even see it in the glare
of the sun. Without even a glance upward
the Professor announced it is a North American Harvard Trainer. With utmost pride the Professor wanted to
show off his talent and knowledge to his colleagues.
Corporal
Turnbull:
He was a
young man who came back from Dunkirk with all his equipment correct. One day he was giving lecture on the hand
grenade. He lectured that the outside of
a grenade we can see large number of fragment to assist segmentation and by
that time a voice interrupted his lecture.
The Professor as usual interrupted him saying Forty four segments. Corporal did not like this. He gave the hand grenade to the professor and
asked him to give the lecture. The
Professor happily came forward and gave a good lecture on the hand
grenade. The squad listened to him with
a horrified kind of silence. Corporal
stood and watched his lecture.
A
Kind Revenge:
Corporal
Turnbull announced that he was asked by the ‘Platoon officer (lieutenant) to
nominate one from the squad for ---‘. He
paused and looked at the squad and most of them started to throw their glances
at Private Quelch who stood rigid.
Everyone thought that the Professor would be given a Commission. “—for permanent cookhouse duties and Corporal
have decided that Private Quelch is just the man for the job and everyone
enjoyed this joke. He was not at all put
out by this.
Conclusion:
Through
the open doors of the canteen the squad, the other ranks of army and his
colleagues saw three cooks standing against the wall, and from the within came
a familiar voice. Later they recognized that
the voice belonged to the Professor who started his lecture about unscientific
and unhygienic method of peeling potatoes and vitamin values. Though he had lot of knowledge, he lacked
humility.
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